Knock-knock!
That was one heck of a post! I just wanted to respond though I KNOW you weren't being
serious -esp about the big "O"!
I would love you to post this in Chit Chat because SOMETIMES, it seems like things get so twisted and I might assume, moderators get pummeled for not deleting and closing every other post/thread, OR deleting/closing every other post/thread!
I wouldn't want your job in a million years, too much garbage to deal with! You and the other Mods are to be commended for the time you put in! (Even though I don't always agree 100%...it ain't my call!)