[The1calledTKE]

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Why do they tell us to watch "The Today Show" tomorrow?
Who is "they" anyway?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the
expected and so therefore one is expecting the expected?
How does one expect the unexpected?
Why do women wear a pair of panties and one bra?
Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?
Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Where does weight go when you lose it?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why don't ease, lease, and please sound alike?
How long is a short story?
Why do we read left to right yet turn pages right to left?
Does Bill Clinton think Elvis is alive?
Why do people cry when they're sad?
What does Santa do at a house with no chimney?
Why aren't there many Hannukah specials on tv?
If rainy days and Mondays get you down, what do you do
on rainy Mondays?
Who cares how it plays in Peoria?
Why am I asking all these things?
Why did you read this?
Am I really seeking answers?
What do you think?