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1st person I have sex with....hmmmmm....total tool & huge mistake. Did not speak to him for a long time. Speaking with him supported my previous statement - the guy is a huge tool. (But didn't have a huge tool. Ha!)
Cosmo sex stuff....first off, those "crazy new positions" they show in there are for amatures. And they are always the same!!! Nothing in there is anything I haven't dreamt up myself and half of them are lame anyways. Bring on the Kama Sutra!
Second, who in God's name are the guys they get the feedback from? The first time I freeze my panties then rub them over Mr. Mox, he will either a. laugh me right out of the bedroom or b. bitch slap me. (Yes, that was a real "Sexy thing to do for your man")
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