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what's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
albert einstein's dick
einstein is at a party, and goes up to this man and says, "excuse me, what is your IQ?" the man replies "150" einstein says "great, we can talk about physics and high levels of math" so they talk a little bit, then einstein leaves and goes to this woman and asks her the same question. she replies "115" einstein says "great, we can talk about politics and history" they talk for a bit, then eintstein goes up to another guest and says "what is your IQ?" the man replies "75" einstein says "how 'bout them raiders!"
what's the difference between a dollar and a raider?
there are 4 quarters in a dollar
a *insert stereotype here( i.e. mexican, black, italian, redneck, jew, etc., whichever is appropriate for the setting)* walks into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hand and goes "HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I ALMOST STEPPED IN!"
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