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Originally posted by LXAAlum
Good suggestions - I've done all of them...
However, for some reason, this reminds me of the joke being told by Ron White, stand up comedian....regarding women's favorite item: diamonds.
"DeBeers had a slogan - take her breath away. Their new slogan is 'Diamonds - render her speechless!'. Why don't they just go ahead and say it: 'Diamonds: that'll shut her up!'" 
Don't know why, but reading that list, it just popped in there....
Just a reminder - I'm just passing it along, these aren't MY words.
Flame suit donned and ready 
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LOL, that sounds like my dad. My mom whines for a new piece of jewelry, and after a few months, here's another flashy emerald. The best was when she wanted a new car: she wanted the Mazda Tribute as soon as she saw the commericals, and would run around the house singing "Zoom zoom zoom..." and turn up the TV when commericals came on. She got one like a month after they came out.
