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Originally posted by aephi alum
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since
it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the
water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while
enjoying their "freedom."


As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of
ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and
the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while
they ran for cover.


After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather
than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY
congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

How dumb am I? I thought they'd recognize him because he's circumcised.