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a little boy comes home from school one day and sees his parents having sex. he asks what they are doing, and his father tells him that they are making him a baby brother. a few days later, the father comes home from work and sees his son on the porch crying. he asks what's wrong and his son replies that his baby brother is dead. the father says no he isnt, the boy replies "yes he is, the mailman ate him this morning!"
a little boy walks in on his parent having sex, and asks his dad for a piggy back ride. the father, thinking the boy is young enough and no mental harm could be done agrees and says "hop on" the boy goes "faster daddy faster!" at which point his mom starts screaming in pleasure and flailing about. the boy goes "hang on daddy, this is the part where me and the pool man usually get bucked off!"
a little boy, about 6 years old walks in on his mom taking a shower. he asks what that is, as he points to her breasts, and she tells him. he then asks what that is, and points to her crotch. she has to think fast and says it is her sponge. so the boy leaves the bathroom. the next day, he asks if he can see her sponge again and his mother says no because she lost it, so he goes outside to play. about an hour later, he runs in the house and goes "mommy, mommy, i know where your sponge is!" his mother goes "where?" the boy goes "the neighbor lady is washing daddy's face with it!"
no, it is not the same little boy in each joke, that would be one f*cked up little kid!
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