Cream, LOL at the Mona Lisa! Doesn't it seem really small and unimpressive in that large room?
Some gems that I overheard while I was in Europe.
On a train from Cannes to Marseille:
"I hate this f***ing language, they should speak English like the rest of the world"
In Barcelona:
"The KFC here is not as good as the KFC in (name of American city), they need better food here"
In a cheese shop in France
"Your nacho cheese here sucks"
Luckily, the majority of Americans I met in Europe were not like this.