[KappaKittyCat]

"Old" is anyone who could be my grandparent.

I love little old ladies! They're so bad-ass! My favorite little old lady story is from Reunion Weekend at my school a couple of years ago. Each class was having its picture taken with its banner, and they got to the class of 1926 and there was only one little old lady left-- three people in the entire class, and she was the only one not in a nursing home. So she tools up to her banner with her walker, and the photographer, who's a really cute thirtysomething guy, says, "Now, say 'Cheese!'" She looks straight at him, grins, and says, "SEX!"