What are some deviant things you done on the job-past or present?
*Played with matches
*I knew this ignorant girl who always bitched that black tables never tipped her

, so as a hostess I sat ALL black people in her section.
*Sneaking and eating-from the kitchen.
*Had a shouting match with a server in front of our guests.
I can't think of more right this second...so I'll be back.