[The Grapist]

Okay, The Grapist shall respond!

1. Nicknames: Whaddya think dumbass?

2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 1, my folks forgot to buy candles, they found one candle in the kitchen drawer.

3. Date that you regularly blow them out: Mind yo' business foo!

4. Pets: Nope.

5. Height: Shorty

6. Piercings: Do you want to guess?

7. Tattoos: The Purple People Eater on my back.

8. How much do you love your job?: Those bastards Barney and Grimmace drove me out of business.

9. Birthplace: Grapeland

10. Favorite Vacation Spot: Hawaii

11. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Neither, I don't eat salad.

13. Chocolate or Vanilla: Grape

14. 2 door or 4 door car: 4 doors

15. Coffee or Coffee Ice Cream: Coffee

16. Dumper or Dumpee: Dumper

17. Salad Dressing: Didn't I just say that I don't eat salads?

18. Color of Socks wearing right now: white Fruit of the Loom socks

19. Favorite Number: n/a

20. Favorite Movies: Purple Rain

21. Last Book You Read: The Grapes of Wrath

22. Favorite Holiday: 4th of July

23. What is under your bed?: Lots of Crap

24. Favorite Food: This question was not necessary.

25. Favorite Day of the Week: Friday

26. Song of the Moment: I heard it through the grape vine

27. Favorite TV Show: You Are the Grapest link

28. Toothpaste: What's that?

29. Flower: Orchid

30. Scent: Wine

31. Favorite Color: purple, duh

32. Favorite Past times: Graping old men. I'm joking.

33. Favorite Fast Food Place: n/a

34. Favorite Drink: Gatorade's Riptide Rush, Welch's grape juice, grape kool-aide

35. How many times did you fail your driver's license test: None.

36. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Doing what I do best.

37. Best Accomplishment: Fitting 24 grapes in my mouth

38. What do you do most often when you are bored? grape

39. What words or phrases do you overuse? This ------ has been graped on by The Grapist!

40. Bedtime: between 11-1

41. How many different states have you visited?: A lot, more than half

42. Where would you most like to live in the future?I'm happy here in grapeland

43. What are 5 words that best describe you? purplicious, grapey, tasty, handsome, yummy

44. Favorite Cartoons: What were those raisin boys that were popular in the 80's called ?

45. Favorite Subject in School: n/a

46. Lefty or Righty: Righty

47. Apartment, house, GLO house, or dorm? The vine
48. Do you Yahoo, AOL or MSN: all three

49. GC member you MOST want to respond to this: MoonStar17

50. Favorite GC topic: Chit Chat Forum