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Why is a stoplight red?
You'd be red too if you had to change in front of all those people!
Why is a pool table green?
You'd be green too if someone kept hitting your balls with a stick!
Why is a fire hydrant red?
You'd be red too if someone kept screwing your top!
Why does Peter Pan fly?
You'd fly too if someone hit you in the peter with a pan!
Sorry, those were bad! Here's a better one:
Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper!
P.S. Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them!
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