OK, this one isn't nearly as bad as some of the others on this thread...
A mom and dad took their 3-year-old son out to McDonald's. "Toy Story" had just come out, so all the Happy Meals, soda cups, etc. were all "Toy Story" themed.
The little one had a child-sized soda with a picture of one of the minor "Toy Story" characters on the cup. Mom had a medium soda with a picture of Buzz Lightyear. Dad had a large soda with a picture of Woody.
When they got their sodas, the little boy loudly announced to the restaurant: "Look, Daddy, you've got a Woody!"