HC I am going to miss Ideal08?
HC I have actually missed a lot of happenings in the forum over the last few days?
HC I just got back from a 4-day weekend?
HC it's always the day before your vaca, or the day you return that it seems like all hell breaks loose?
HC I am just settling down from all the craziness tonight?
HC it is after 4am?
HC I got cussed out by this hoodrat whose baby was screaming at the top of her lungs?
HC she was mad because she didn't bring any formula and she didn't know she had to wait so long?
HC the baby wasn't being seen...she was?
HC she should have come prepared?
HC we eventually had to find some formula to give the baby?
HC she didn't even say thank you?
HC don't come out of the house unprepared when you have children?
HC and get mad at me because you aren't on your job?
HC stankin hussy?
HC I just got a taste for a caeser salad?
HC Imma have to get one for lunch/dinner tomorrow?
HC it rained so bad on the way to MD?
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HC then when it wasn't raining it was hot as HAYLE?
HC I found some great deals at Hechts?
HC the funniest thing that happened while we were up there is when we went to go get tattoos?
HC I changed my mind at the last minute, but my brother got one?
HC there was this guy who was there who is about to go back and get his tat that asks, "Hey how do you spell 'roulette' as in 'russian roulette'?
HC my brother, my friend, and myself all spelled it out for him?
HC he's like, "Are you sure?"
HC "NUCCA YOU AIN'T....how the hell you gonna question me?"
HC we ROLLED?
HC my brother said he should have told him "R-U-L-E-T-E"?
HC he probably would have been none the wiser?
HC DO NOT get a tattoo when you aren't sure of the spelling?
HC you don't know me from Adam, and you are going to trust my word?
HC he'd better be glad it was us and not someone else?
HC then there was this chick in there who came in asking how much it would be to get a tat over an existing tat?
HC he was like show it to me?
HC it was on the top of her breast and she was all embarrassed?
HC when she sat down (while the guy went to go ask the tattoo artist), of course I asked her what she had and what she wanted to get?
HC she showed it to me, it was a bowling pin with a ribbon on it with a long female's ghetto-name on it?
HC I was like, "Well, you don't like it anymore?"
HC she's like, "Well, I don't bowl..."?
HC I am like WTF?
HC she says that she got it because she was in love?
HC she said that her ex-GIRL was a professional bowler, and she wanted her to get her name tattooed on her for her own b-day?
HC she said the problem arises because her new girlfriend doesn't like it?
HC said girlfriend comes in the shop at this point?
HC said girlfriend looks like Eddie from "Family Matters"?
HC said girlfriend has on a wife-beater with no bra, and some some jogging pants?
HC she gave us the look of death?
HC I ain't gonna lie...I got kinda scurred?
HC she asked her what was taking so long, and why she was in there "fratnizing" with people?
HC LOL?
HC she made her leave?
HC we ROLLED?
HC oh the comedy?
HC there was so much else about my trip that I will save it for later?