Oh, I have another story:
Hubby and I live in an apartment complex in the burbs. Next door to us was this melanin-challenged woman in her 50's and her hot-azz-I-love-me-some-black-men daughter who was in her mid-20's and had a then 4 year old son. Now mind you, the daughter and her kid lived in another complex across the street but she was at her momma's house like everyday. The lady didn't bother us, but the daughter did. This girl acted like she couldn't do anything on her own, she always had to call my husband or my brother in law (who was living with us at the time) to fix this or put together that. And when I came along with them, the problem seemed to be fixed within a matter of minutes
. I kept trying to tell hubby that I thought that she liked to get her jollies by watching some big strong black man fixing her isht that probably wasn't broken in the first place. Most times, she liked to wait until hubby, brotherinlaw, and some of their frat bros would all be at the house and THEN something would magically break
. I fixed her little behind good, though. One time she called looking for hubby because her car broke down AGAIN
. When I started to tell her exactly how to fix the problem and to give the # of someone who can follow-up, she suddenly had the problem fixed and we never heard from her again.
The mom (before she moved out) told us last month that the daugher and the kid moved to another apartment complex that was in the hood. Wonder why........