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geez i was in the worst mood, then i read all of these! i'll post some of my better drunken moments:
~one night my friends and i were walking back from the frats and i run up to this huge trash can and go, "oh look, a jumprope!" and proceed to get in the trash can and try and jump....my friends were laughing SO hard but they took a pic of me, its great bc i'm holding my purse very delicately but my face shows how drunk i was! now everytime we pass that trash can on campus my friends are liike, "hey laura, why don't you go jump?"
~one of my good friends, carey, tends to get REALLY drunk and do crazy stuff. well one night, we were going somewhere, and he starts telling us this obscure story about the cycle of life. and then he finishes, after like 20 min of nonsense, by saying "and basically, the BOOB IS LIFE" (none of us understood this.) carey also once saw a rock on the ground and said, "if you don't shut up, i wlil take this rock and knock out your metaphorical teeth"
~my friend kylene LOVES goldschalger. one night she was a little intoxicated and we were all sitting around. she points to a bottle of vodka and goes, "this, is vodka" then puts it down. then she points to a bottle of rum and goes "this, is rum". then she picks up the almost empty bottle of goldschalger and goes, "this, is god"
~my best friends and i went to waffle house one night around 4am. picture this: waffle house, right off the highway, in NC....yeah pretty sketchy. well my girlfriends and i weren't druink at all, but the guys were. so we get there, and we start ordering our food. this guy jason asks the waiter for pancakes. my friend brandon, who had been totally silent until we got there, goes "you dumb asshole. they dont' have f*cking pancakes here. it's called the f*cking WAFFLE HOUSE for a reason you pathetic fool" then got quiet again. it was HILARIOUS
thats all i have for now...these are great though, i like this thread!
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