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THEY SAILED FROM PLYMOUTH AND LANDED AT......PLYMOUTH, HOW LUCKY IS THAT?
"WHERE ARE WE, IS THIS PLYMOUTH? THIS IS PLYMOUTH? GET BACK ON THE BOAT LADS, WE'VE GONE IN CIRCLES!"
SO THEY GOT TO THE NEW LAND AND SAID
"AHHHHH....NOW WE CAN LIVE FREELY AND PRACTICE OUR RELIGION WITHOUT ANYBODY ELSE AROUND...EXCUUUUSE ME! LOOK AT ALL THIS, WITH NO ONE HERE BUT US...(WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS? EXCUSE ME, WHATS ALL THIS (DOES HEAD DRESS MOTION)? NO I WOULDNT WANT ANY FOOD, JUST PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
MEANWHILE, THAT WINTER.....
"EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? I LOVE ALL THIS! THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, ITS AMAZING HOW YOU ALL LIVE HERE BUT HAVE NO SYSTEM OF OWNERSHIP, INTERESTING. OH, THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, YES THERE ARE MORE OF US COMING, BUT WE'LL KEEP OUR PROMISES!"
AND THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT LIED TO THE NATIVE AMERICANS FOR MANY YEARS. AND PRESIDENT CLINTON LIED ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP AND WE WERE SHOCKED. A LITTLE NAIVE I FEEL!
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