MN, I'd like to thank you for making me laugh today! I'm LMAO at the "Note to self," did you get that from that Norm McDonald movie (I forget the name). That was funny. Your rendition of Project Chick was hilarious as well. Anyway, I feel you on not being as into the clubs as much anymore. It's just not the same. It shouldn't take much for you to find the educated, degree-having, job-having, 401k having sista. Good luck in your quest. And when you find her, ask her if she has a brother with the same credentials!