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Originally posted by Cream
Who is the GRAPIST? Maybe someone who likes Monty Python. 
I don't know if there are grape lifesavers. I haven't eaten a lifesaver in years.
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As I take a bite into a shiny bar of
white chocolate and take a sniff of beautiful
carnations I focus my envy on
Dionysus, for HE is the Greek god of
wine! Walking along the beach and looking onto the sunset shining on the
crimson tides I realize that he is a greater threat to my
grapeness than
Barney. I walk into McDonald's, order an ice
cream, and talk to my homies, Ronald, Grimace, and The Hamburglar. I then realize that they are the real enemies. The Fry Guys will die, drown in ketchup and grabbed by my
fat greasy fingers shoved into my lovely McMouth. The McNugget buddies won't
even see it coming as I pop them in my mouth one by one. Birdie will be shot,
gutted, and roasted over a spit smothered in BBQ sauce. That's good eating! My
nemesis Big Mac is gonna get whacked, no cop can stop The Grapist! Grimace
is too freaky to live, he must be shoved into a volcano. Captain Crook will be
sacrificed to the Dark God All'umehe'par'ef'lu'dvf'ED'w4'v for eternal life. And
finally, Ronald McDonald. Your friends will die one by one, and I will leave you
alive last so you can suffer their loses. Then, as you are left alone and helpless,
Burger King and Wendy will skin you alive slowly, deep frying your skin and
feeding it to you. Afterwards, your intestines will be turned into McNuggets and
your brain removed and turned into the Secret Sauce.
I'm the champ and will always be the champ!!!!!!!!