Marie Antoinette: Little known fact, one of the crimes they got her on was lesbianism and child endangerment(she slept with her female lover with her son in the bed.) Sicko freak....that probably scarred the kid for life...but then so did the guillotine. And she liked the freaky sex stuff...old french cartoons of her and her "hardware" if you catch my drift...and if you don't sorry
And freaking Napolean...he was short, not just kinda short, but teensy...talk about small man syndrome. Buried in 5 successively larger sarcrophaguses(Sarcophagi?) Can't be happy with your victories, gotta go get some more, then lose and get banished. What an a$$.
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P.S. And I'm a French teacher!