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OK, we all know how a 10 year old will repeat anything they hear. So here's a joke playing on that

One day a 10 year old boy hears his parents fighting, his dad calls his mom a b*tch and his mom calls his dad and @$$h0le. So he asks what a b*tch and an @$$h0le are. His dad replies "Oh they're my boss and the people I work with" The boy accepts this and moves on with life. Later he hears his parents having sex and they mention tits and dick in their bedroom talk. He later asks them what they are. His mom tells him, "oh they're new words for coats and hats." The boy figures his mom wouldn't lie to him so he guess that's what they are.

The next morning he wakes up(it just so happens to be Thanksgiving, don't ask me I know it doesn't make sense but it will later) and goes into the bathroom where his dad is shaving. His dad cuts him self and says $h*t. The boy asks what shit is and his dad answers with, "It's this new type of shaving cream I'm using." as he puts some on his face. The boy heads down stairs where his carving the turkey. She cuts her self with the knife and says "F*ck!" the curious boy asks his mom what that work means and she responses, "It's a new way of carving the turkey I'm trying." Now at that moment the door bell rings. The boy goes to answer it and it turns out to be his dad's boss and a few co-workers.

The boy greets them with, "Hello B*tches and @$$h0les, may I take your tits and dicks, my dad is upstairs smearing $h*t on his face while my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey."