This midget is jacking off one day and thinks that he must have the tiniest penis in the whole world. He asks all his friends and family and they agree that it's the smallest they've ever seen. Finally a friend suggests that he check out the Guinness Book of World Records and look for "Smallest Penis". So he opens it up to the page for "Smallest Penis" and gasps in horror. Then he says "Who's James?"
sorry babe...I had to use your name
