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I've had the apartments from hell
1. My first apartment started out great. Really. I moved in w/ 3 girls I didn't know. My first clue came when I walked in after being out studying and stuff and found "Ally" funnelling beer. On a Tuesday night. And it was her 3rd one. And she hadn't even gone out drinking yet. Then one night I woke up freezing and the thermostat was at 54. Ally had turned it down. Ally also worked at Hooters and brought home guys a lot. Sometimes girls. Ally did cocaine a lot, hence the need for freezing temperatures. When I found out she was taking our pictures off the wall and snorting coke off of them, I moved out.
2. After #1 you'd think anything would be ok. No. I had 3 roomies again, one of whom had a rather large (and illegal) dog. Who pissed a lot inside. There was at least one normal girl. But then my 3rd one. Damn. She was alternating between anorexia and bulimia and lecturing us about why we shouldn't eat more than 1000 calories a day. She toked up about 4 times a week and went out drinking every night, which was fine til she decided she wanted a dog too. She would go out drinking and then not come home for 2 days. Hence, the puppy would cry and vomit and shit all over the place. I finally kidnapped it. She failed out of school and went home.
3. This apartment sucks. It's so ghetto (mid 70s). The kitchen has avocado green appliances. The bathtub is an abomination. There are roaches. There have been rats. Probably a total of 600 sq feet. Paper thin walls. Gunshots and drunks all over the place. The wall paper in the bathroom had been there since 1984.
I'm about to move into my 4th apt in 3 years. Wish me luck
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