[Conskeeted7]

I lived next door to the campus police station. Attached to it, was an eatery and convenience store. I used to stop in between classes to get a drink and snack. They had these really good homemade muffins that they kept right by the exit. I guess they wanted to intice you to come back in and get one.

Well, one day I was running late for class and the line was pretty long in the convenience store. So, I decided I was just going to take a muffin and go about my way. Well, it was so easy to take the one, that I got greedy and decided to grab another to have wth lunch. So, I'm walking out of the store with my stolen muffins wrapped in napkins in my jacket pocket. Somehow, I slip and fall down the stairs exiting the building. And my muffins roll out of my pocket and right in front of a police officer that was walking out of the station. He walked over to me and asked me if I was ok. I said yes, and tried to regain my confidence. He looked at the muffins hidden in the napkins and asked if they were mine. I couldn't admit, so I said no. And he said, 'looks like someone was trying to get something for nothing here, huh?' I just smiled and walked away as he picked up the muffins and put them in the trash.

I never tried that one again.