[ckretintress]

I had went to a "fun party" and I bought some "toys" in order to keep the fire in my marriage. My husband wasn't going for it, so the "toys" are collecting dust in my top drawer of my chest of drawers. Well atleast I thought they were. So on Easter I get the children ready to go to a BBQ. I had to stop off at the grocery store to pick up some more items. I leave the children in the car with my aunt. So I'm in the express line, about the sixth person in line, my oldest son, who is nine, comes running in the store saying, "Momma, Pooh-Pooh, got your black thing with the long cord on it, and on the end you push up this button, and it vibrates." I was still dumb founded because I didn't know what he was talking about until he said it again., "Momma Pooh-Pooh got your thing with the silver thing on the end that vibrates. I was so shame and shocked, I am glad that nobody heard it. I toild him to go to the car, and that I was going to get him.
So, I am the third person in line, and he comes running in screaming at the top of his voice, SEE MOMMA THIS IS WHAT POOH POOH HAD." At that moment, I looked down, and their he had the "Silver Bullet" just dangling every where. I could have dove into the potato ship rack when I saw him coming with that. Everybody that saw this, was laughing at me. I was so embarassed. I made him go to the car. So after I paid for my items, I was on my way to the car. Lo and behold, sitting in the windshield was the silver bullet. My aunt put it up there. Mind you I was parked directly in front of the door. I was too through.

I get in the car, I asked my aunt why did she have that in the window. She thought that she was doing a good deed by taking it from my son. I asked them how did the thing get out of the house. They said that my baby said that I gave it to him. Mind you that the "toys" have never been used. They were not dirty.