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Historical flaming
JFK had some serious issues. And everyone admired him. . .for what? Because he was a pimp. Other than that, he didn't do ANYTHING monumental for our country. Oh, besides sleeping with an 18 yr old. . .hmm, that makes him ALMOST a molestor, folks.
Elvis. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? All of those drugs AT ONE TIME. Come on now.
Malcolm X. Guess all that militant talk for black people helped? Too bad those militant black people came after you when you started denouncing violence.
Salvador Dali. Dude, eatting your own crap? That's gross.
Bloody Mary. I NEVER saw you in the bathroom mirror after chanting your name. You soooo didn't scare us as kids.
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