a man's wife was in a terrible accident that put her in a coma. while his wife was laying on the hospital bed, the nurse gave her a sponge bath. one of the nurses noticed that when she would put the sponge near her private area, the vitals would pick up a little bit. this gave the nurse an idea. she told the husband, 'i think if you perform oral sex on her, it may wake her up. so the nurses left the husband to have privacy with his wife.
suddenly the nurses heard the monitors flatline. they ran in the room to find the husband zipping up his pants. he looked up and said ' i think i choked her.'
