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Tarzan and Jane were in Tarzan's treehouse one day. Jane said "Tarzan, have you ever had sex before?"
Tarzan replies: "There." and points to a hole in the tree.
Jane says "no Tarzan, not like that." and proceeds to remove her clothes. "Now Tarzan, let's have sex."
Tarzan looks at Jane and then gives her a swift kick in the crotch. Jane screams and cries out "Why did you do that?"
Tarzan looks confused and replies "Before sex Tarzan always check for bugs."
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