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Okay...
Q:How do you make a woman scream twice?
A: Screw her in the ass, then wipe your cock on the curtains.
Q: How do you get little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
A: put velcro on the ceiling
Q: How do you get them down?
A: Tell the little Mexican kids that they're pinatas.
...I'm going to hell, and those weren't even the worst ones I know.
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