yeah...anyway
A man is looking for a woman to marry and he's determined she has to be sexually inexperienced. So on the third date with any one he whips out his stuff and says "Do you know what this is?" Invariably she says "A penis." Therefore he thinks that she's seen one before and can't be "sexually inexperienced." One date however, he administers his test and the woman said "Yeah, a pee-pee!!" He decides he'll marry her.
On their honeymoon he undresses and says "Do you know what this is?" She says "A pee-pee." He said "No dear, it's a penis." She replies "Like hell! A penis is 11 inches long"