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LESS OFFENSIVE
here are some better jokes.
this deaf couple are having trouble communicating when they go to bed, so one night, before they turn off the lights, the woman signs to her man "if you want to make love tonight, squeeze my left breast once, if you do not want to make love, squeeze my right breast twice." the man signs back, "ok, if you want to make love, stroke my penis once, if you do not want to make love, stroke it 150 times"
this old man walks into a doctor's office and says to the receptionist, "i need to see the doctor right away, something is wrong with my penis." the receptionist gets all embarassed at how open the man is and replies, "sir, don't you think you are a little too open? lets try this again, but instead of the word penis, say ear." the man leaves the office only to return right away and goes to the receptionist and says, "ma'am, there is something wrong with my ear, i need to see a doctor right away." the receptionist says "ok, what is wrong?" the man replies, "i can't piss out of it!"
a little better?
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