When I was 15 months old, I was named Hawaii's Healthiest Baby 1980. Does that count?

I've been approached by friends and their pageant coaches to do the local MAO prelims, but I won't be caught dead in a bathing suit on stage. I refuse to wear a two piece anywhere but the beach. Aside from that, there's just too much money and time involved...and I don't think I could've done that. I'm too old to compete now anyway. Oh well.