Could somebody please tell me:
1) why when I was in school, it used to be noble to be a teacher, but now my students make fun of me because of how much I make?
2) what is the freakin' obsession with Jennifer Lopez?
3)why did my last hair stylist finish my hair and then laugh at it? (b**** you did it!)
4)why do negroes always want to claim that you are moving to fast when you start to talk about relationships, but aren't worried about moving fast when asking for the panties?
5)why did my last boyfriend tell me "you'll be alright" when I told him (when we finished) that I didn't have an orgasm?
6)why is it that "You look like an AKA" can be said as a compliment or an insult? (Of course, you know what WE always take it as!)
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