I like the spirit of this one!
Could someone please tell me......
......Why some people are still wearing open toe/thong sandles and it's COLD outside?
......Why the mananger at my job chooses to discribe the black shoplifter as "This really BLACK girl with big monkey lips"?
.....Why couples think it's ok to go into dressing rooms and try to get it on because of the rush it gives them?
......Why professers feel it's ok to come into the classroom late and call you out when you make it there five minutes after the scheduled time?
......Why the guys that seem to be just perfect are ALWAYS taken?
.......why white women tell me white girls wouldn't dream of have a butt as big as mine?
.....Why women who wear a size 0-10 think they are sooooooo FAT?
......Why every pimp player mack OLD sugar daddy approaches ME?
.....Why people continue to say "FUDDAH"(for to) as in "She told me fuddah go to da stoe", or "He told us fuddah complete page 3"
.....Why people have the nerve to act as though they're angry with you when THEY hit YOUR car?
......Why people that can't do two things at the same time try to drive and talk on a cell phone?
.....Why some men ask that dumb question "How was it?" without realizing that they shouldn't have had to ask?
[This message has been edited by exquizit (edited January 29, 2001).]