1. yo mama so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion
2. yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has its own lifeguard
3. you mama so fat, when she turns around, she gets a welcome back party
4. yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to take two trips
5. yo mama so fat, her ass has its own congressmen
When a couple went to bed, the husband wanted to read a book. As the wife was trying to sleep, she felt her husband start founding with her vagina. When he stopped, she sat up to take off her clothes. Her husband asked, "What are you doing?"
The wife said, "Dont you want to do some foreplay?"
The husband, "No, I just wanted to get my fingers moist to turn the pages."
A man walks into the doctor.
The man- " Doc, I need you to take a look at my penis"
The Doctor- "Alright, just hop on the bed and take it out. I will have a look at it.
The man unzips his pants and takes out his 12 inch penis.
The doctor- "Well, I dont see anything worng with it. It looks perfectly healthy."
The man- "I know. But isnt it a beauty!"
