heard another good one:
a mexican was getting ready to become an american citizen. in order for him to pass his citizenship test he needed to take an english course.
on the day of his exam, the official asks the mexican to use the words "green, pink, and yellow" in a sentence.
the mexican thinks for a bit and then says:
"well, the telephone goes 'green green' i pink it up and say 'Yellow?'"
it sounds better with an accent... just imagine it k
