To the fake scallywag from my former job who just called me:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Heffa called me pretending to see if I was still in town so she could send me some mail.
Now you know, I should have cussed your old azz out. "I'll have to tell Bonnie that I talked to you." "We sure do miss you around here."
GMAFB!!
