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I hated my roommate. She was terribly dorky.
She would jump up and down and clap when the phone rang and yell "Phone!!" She'd lay her clothes out for the next day on the ONLY chair we had in our room, with her nasty pantyhoes on top. She had those horrible watercolory posters of women crying heart shaped tears with words like "memories" under them and their eyes would follow me all around the room. Creepy! She'd also write out lyrics to Bryan Adams songs and hang them all over the room, and she dotted the I's with hearts!!
She actually had a boyfriend, who was this geek who went to a different school. A friend of mine and I were hanging out in our room (we had a little study area that was sort of separate from the bedroom part of the room) and THEY WERE HAVING SEX while we were sitting there. I mean, I have no problem with sex, but they were just both so unappealing it was awful.
She also kept the room boiling hot. We'd have extensive wars over the thermostat.
She was from Ackley, Iowa. I somehow heard somewhere that she got married and lives somewhere raising rabbits. There are so many other annoying things she did, but I can't remember any more right now. I just didn't like her at all.
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