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bad jokes
really bad jokes, so ignore my fraternal letters at the end, i am sure i am going straight to hell anyway. won't be on the bus, i'll be driving it saying to all the other ghouls, "HURRY UP, WE'RE RUNNING LATE!!!"
how do you get a 9 year old girl to cry twice?
wipe your bloddy dick on her teddy bear.
what's the worst part about fucking a 9 year old girl?
knowing that the 7 year old is tighter
what's the best part about fucking a 7 year old girl?
hearing the pelvis bone snap.
what's the worst part about fucking a 7 year old girl?
getting blood on your clown suit
what do you do after fucking a 9 year old girl?
turn her over and fuck her like a 7 year old boy
how do you stop a toddler from walking in circles?
nail his other foot to the floor
what's red and bubbly and taps on glass?
a baby in a microwave
what's red and bubbly and taps on glass every 10 seconds?
a baby in a rotating microwave
sorry again. i am not a pedophile or a baby killer, i just find these jokes disturbingly funny
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