LOL, this cracks me up.
A girl from Florida Tech who I spoke to before coming to campus told me that dues were like, $900/semester and I freaked. So right away I checked out the prices of the sororities. At first I was like hey, XYZ is cheaper than ABC. And then I said to myself, you moron it's like 13 bucks difference.
My roommate immediately was anti-Gamma Phi Beta (the only other sorority on campus at the time) because all the cheerleaders were Alpha Phis, and she wanted to be a cheerleader.
