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If push really does come to shove, how come there aren't any doors with SHOVE signs on them?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott
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