I guess I'm retired from, um, pimpin

But if memory serves, I had a blast in college.
I had a picture frame on my desk and a rotating cast of pictures to put in it (me with X at FIJI Island, me with Y at the SAE Raggae Sun Splash, me with my official boyfriend who went to college 400 miles away, me at the DZ Hayride with Z.....etc) I'd always change the picture depending on who I was out with that night.
Then there was the poor guy who sold his engineering textbooks halfway through the semester so he could take me out. He didn't come back the next year; I think he flunked out (NOTE: I did NOT find out about this until months later!)
The time I had two study dates at the same time, in the same library. One date was on the top floor, one date was on the second floor, and I spent most of the evening saying, that I needed to go find such and such a book, I'll be back in a little while.
That's all I can think of right now, and besides, I don't want to make it look like I had TOO much fun in college!