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Hmmmmm....lets see here...gotta let the pimp juice flow through me!
Well, last night I worked and the only hot guys (we have FOUR) worked with me....and they were ALL up in my SH*T!! We have corporate trainers down here to help us with opening and they were all like "Look at miss hoochie over there" and I'm like "Who ME???!! I aint doin SHIII!!"
The first one we will call The Jerk
He is INCREDIBLY COCKY and ARROGANT!! He went to HS with my best friend so he already thinks we have this "connection" and was all being cocky and stuff. I accidently bumped into him (on his behind!! HELL he was in the WAY!!) and he was like "Ivory, you can't touch the buttocks until our second date" I'm like WTF!! so I said "Who told you I would go out with your stupid ASS??" and he just smirked and was like "Oh, you know you want to!!" so I rolled my eyes and walked away...all night he kept "bumping" into me and telling me I was in the way...ARG I hate HATE how he winks at me like I want him...ew
The second one we will call The Smooth Operator
I met him during training and I think we fought the whole time cause I HATE SMOOTH TALKERS!! SO I kept bustin his balls and he was like "we're gonna have problems later on...I can tell" and I was like "HELL YEAH!! You think you're a PLAYA!!!" Anyway since then....whenever he talks to me he likes to touch my back or put his arms around me...I have to admit, hes a total hottie so I dont mind. But he has a GF!!! and he's aways trying to flirt with me. It really frustrates me.
The third guy we will call The Intellectual
So yeah....he's going to Vanderbilt in a semester....becoming a docter...his famliy owns a house in France ...he travel all of Europe and can speak 4 languages ....and he likes OPERA!! and no he aint gay. LOL Now this guy actually asked me STRAIGHT up to go out with him to see this Grease. And I politely refused ...since well my heart is somewhere else.
The last guy is my good ole friend The TOTAL Sweetheart
Now of all the guys I really admire him, he so sweet! When my "friend" came in to use his fake ID to get beer and it made me cry.....he took me aside and told me he would "take care of it" oh and he did...LMAO. Whenever I need him, he's got my back. Although its not a romantic, he is a very good friend.
So, last night I was BIG PIMPIN and I STILL didn't want any of them. Why?? well.....BLAH the power of melty cheese
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