A man is very concerned about only wanting to marry a virgin. He figures that any woman who knows what a penis looks like, is obviously not a virgin. So whenever he takes a woman out on a date, at some point he pulls out his penis and asks, "What is this?" The woman invariably replies that it's a penis, and that's the end of that.
One evening he takes a young woman out on a date, and a little while into the evening, he pulls out his penis and asks her "What is this?" She replies "A pee-pee." "She must be a virgin," he thinks. He proposes to her on the spot, and they get married.
On their wedding night, in the bedroom, he gets undressed, points to his penis, and asks her "What is this?" "A pee-pee," she replies. "No," he corrects, "it's a penis."
"Like hell," she says. "A penis is a foot long and black!"
(Yep, I'm going to hell.
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