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A group of church girls die following a bush crash and they meet St Peter at the Gates heaven. St Peter asks the first girl if she had ever came in contact with a penis. The girl replies "yes, I have, but I only touched the tip of it with my fingers," St Peter tells her to stick her fingers in the holy water and her sins would be forgiven and then she was admitted. St Peter asks the the same question to the second girl if she had ever came in contact with a penis. The girl replies "yes, I have, but I only played with it with my hands," St Peter tells the second girl to stick her hands into the holy water and her sins would be forgiven and then she was admitted. Suddenly, St Peter hears a commotion from the back and sees a girl rushing to the top of the line. He says "what are you in a hurry for, you can wait your turn" The girl replies, "I want to gargle the holy water before Mandy sticks her ass in it."
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