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a guy is jogging down the beach...sees a lady with no arms and no legs, bawling her eyes out.
guy "whats wrong?"
lady "ive never been hugged by a man before"
the guy looks around to make sure no one is looking. bends down and gives her a hug.
next day, same scenerio
guy "whats wrong?"
lady "ive never been kissed by a man"
the guy looks around to make sure no one is looking. bends down and gives her a kiss.
next day, same scenerio
guy "whats wrong now??"
lady "ive never been screwed before"
guy looks around to make sure no one is looking. he picks her up, throws her in the ocean and says "now your screwed!"
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