it's a lil long but here we go:
3 guys go to heaven and meet with St Peter at the Gates. St Peter says all 3 of you will have a means of getting around heaven depending on how faithful you were to your spouse. Man #1 approaches Peter. Peter asks how faithful were you to your wife? Man #1 says "Not too faithful, I slept around with 10 other women during our marriage." Peter says "Ok, you get that beat up Pinto over there." Man #2 approaches Peter and Peter asks the same question. Man #2 says "I was pretty good to my wife, but I had a one night stands but was completely sorry for it." Peter says "alright you get that '89 Honda Civic." Man #3 approaches Peter and Peters asks the same question. Man #3 says "I never cheated on my wife. I loved her dearly." Peter says "ok, you get that 2003 BMW convertable."
Later that day, St Peter finds Man #3 in heaven on the curb crying. Peter asks Man #3 what was wrong.
Man #3 sobs and says "I just saw my wife riding around on a skateboard!"
alright so it isn't gross, but it's one of my favs and all i can think of now
