At my school:
The Preacher Dude: We have a stage and a rock in the middle of the quad behind where all the sorority and fraternity "booths" are (we don't have houses so the booth plays as our greek row) which is known as freedom rock and anyone can go up there and say whatever they please. Well this dude goes off every semester its really funny because he is full of bs
the backpack on wheels club also known as: the over 30 club. We have a big percentage of non-traditional students here and almost every person over thirty has a back pack on wheels! its funny because a lot of our campus is done in brick so you can hear the club coming from a mile away
the groupies a big group of girls from a big handful of all the sororities on campus that LOVE one of the fraternities here. They are constantly with them, talking about them, hanging out with them, and they will go to the boys' booth and bench before their own. very funny
and you cant forget the
randoms (short for Random Hoes)
These are the slutty girls and are always at the fraternity mentioned above house. (they are the only ones on campus with an actual house) We will label anyone
we don't know as random. They could be a new gf of one of the guys, or one of the glittery freshman looking to hit anything in letters. All of the girls from all the sororities will unite in naming the randoms and we will plan ways together on how to get the guys to indirectly "diss" the randoms by hanging out with us instead. (the boys don't like this because, we are just friends: i.e. nothing will happen, while the "randoms" are a guaranteed lay)
the Anti's these people are anti everything. they hate greeks, main dinning, sports, and anything political and everything else. So they have these debates and try to plan walk outs and play really weird music in the quad. No one pays any attention to them but when they come near us, we warn everyone the "anti's" are coming, run!!
*edited because I can't spell
