Quote:
Originally posted by xok85xo
Q: whats better then winning a gold medal in the olympics?
A: not being retarded
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i think you were going for:
"What's better than winning a gold medal in the SPECIAL olympics?"
anyway . . .
why was jesus a hit with all the ladies?
because he was hung like this (*put hands out wide like a crucifixion*)
how'd they identify the guitarist from great white?
he was wearing charcoal pants and a smoking jacket.
what'd jfk jr say to his housekeeper before he left for the airport?
you feed the cat, i'll feed the fish
why didn't jfk jr take a shower before he went?
he figured he'd just wash up on shore
ok i'm gonna stop - the last time we did this, the thread got a little out of control, then closed, then started again as a huge fight . . . so you're all going to have to miss out on the bloody clownsuit jokes (for now)