what did adam say when he first saw eve naked?
'stand back! i dont know how big this thing gets!!'
monica went to the dry cleaners:
monica: i have another dress to get cleaned.
(the owner of the dry cleaners didnt really hear her) so the owner says, 'come again?'
monica: no. its just mustard.
why is the navy ship the best place to get laid?
its crawling with seamen.
